Comedic Moments Aficionado Prints

"I brought popcorn..."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

Dog on skates.

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Eskimo in Igloo

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"