Comedic Moments Aficionado Prints

"I brought popcorn..."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Any luck"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Dog on skates.

Eskimo in Igloo

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

"Baldo, this is Humberto...he moved to the United States last month?"