Comedic Moment Seeker Prints

Dog on skates.

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

When psychiatry works too well!

The Solution!

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

How cats see their home

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

Chair massages.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"I brought popcorn..."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

Look who's headed this way. It's Darlene. How do I look? Desperate and pathetic. She's engaged. She's not interested. You've got to move on. No way, she has to be here for a reason. This won't go well. One coffee to go. I do.

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"I'm trying to find the end of this roll of tape ..."

"Wrong hole!"

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'All I see is red ink!'

Sale! Everything Must Go!

'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'

"Well, Bella - convinced?"

Party Video

'He's fine, fine, just recovering from a knockabout game of Ludo.'

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.