Comedic Genius Appraiser Prints

'We told Timmy he could have a friend sleep over tonight.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Shampoo.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Thumbing a Lift.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"I've decided to have a kid."

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"