Comedic Genius Appraiser Prints

'We told Timmy he could have a friend sleep over tonight.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Shampoo.

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Thumbing a Lift.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Rescuing the Music Industry.