Comedic Fish Tales Prints

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

There was something fishy about this jump,

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"