Comedic Collector Prints

It appears to be some sort of reaction to your herbal pain medication.

"The bidding will begin at twenty million dollars."

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Sigmund's Milk of Amnesia: 'Here, this will help you forget the past, and start your life anew...'

'WOOHOOO Now you're talkin''

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

Easter Hunter

Donald Trump Christmas card

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Man catching shark with his foot

'It's going to cost you extra if you want me to be honest with you.'

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Powerful bookends.

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

'Get out of there, you little sneaker you!'

Surf Casting

Private View.

Don't worry. I'm just here for your yo

Shape Up in the New Year. It's ironic, I let my gym membership lapse because I needed to tighten my belt.

Occu-Pie Mars

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'