Comedic Cocktail Lover Prints

'Larry That's not how you make a dirty martini'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

The Martini is invented.