Comedic Cocktail Lover Prints

'Larry That's not how you make a dirty martini'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini

'Fried chickens.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'