Comedic Chaos Fan Prints

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Non-Drip ?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Knife-thrower.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Racing road signs

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Police crime scene.

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

Two men arguing on a train journey

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

'Do you have an appointment, sir?'