Comedic Catchmaster T-Shirts

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Missing you.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'Steroids.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Air catarrh.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Determined fisherman

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

No 2 Hook

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

The Ocean's Plug

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

Angling Competition

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

Fly-fishing - Mr. Bungle always makes his flies on the bank of the stream. Here is one of his most successful efforts.