Comedic Aficionado Mugs

Caveman counting on an abacus made of small skulls

'-when I think of the fortune we spent on her Elecution lessons'

Customs.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I said slime."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Scuba cow"

Old rocker.