Comedic Aficionado Mugs

Caveman counting on an abacus made of small skulls

'-when I think of the fortune we spent on her Elecution lessons'

Customs.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Not now, Oliver."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I said slime."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Scuba cow"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Old rocker.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Bob's Driving School.