"We're all out of trolleys so you're going to hell in a handbasket."
Comedian's Pal T-Shirts
Let them wear their humor on their sleeve with our humorous t-shirts. These witty designs are ideal for any comedian’s friend who loves to joke around and stay stylish.
"If that's not cultural appropriation, then I don't know. . ."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
'Your French dip, sir.'
Trump pardons
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'The circle is complete!'
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
A Guide to Balloon Animals
No-Work Orange
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
The Rooster Comedian.
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
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