'Finally, I can smoke three packs a day without thinking about my health!'
Comedian On High Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with our comedy-inspired pillows for comedians on high. Plush, funny, and unique, these pillows turn any room into a fun haven for laughter.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Trump pardons
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'Your French dip, sir.'
'The circle is complete!'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
No-Work Orange
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"We're following Carrot Top."
The Rooster Comedian.
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
Comedian On High Pillows Collection
Comedian On High Mugs
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Comedian On High Prints
Bring humor to their walls with our high-altitude comedy prints. Perfect for inspiring smiles and laughter every day.
Comedian On High T-Shirts
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