Comedian Of The Sea Prints

Fish Farm.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'He was born to the sea.'

Hopkins!?!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Exempli Gratia.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Woman painting a man drowning.

Jelly Fish

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'