"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"
Comedian At Home Mugs
Discover humorous mugs perfect for the comedian at home. Brighten their mornings with clever, funny designs that make every cup of coffee or tea a laugh-out-loud moment.
Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.
"Did you mow the lawn and feed the dog?"
"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Trump pardons
'The circle is complete!'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
No-Work Orange
A Guide to Balloon Animals
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"We're following Carrot Top."
Comedian At Home Mugs Collection
Comedian At Home Pillows
Check out our playful pillows designed for the comedian at home. Add a touch of humor to any room with these fun and witty accents.
Comedian At Home Prints
Discover comedy-inspired art prints that bring humor to their living space. Perfect for decorating and celebrating their love for jokes and laughter.
Comedian At Home T-Shirts
Browse our funny t-shirts for the home comedian. Comfortable and clever, these shirts are ideal for relaxing or entertaining friends and family.