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"I feel like a new man!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

How Gary got his groove back.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Reinventing myself.'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."