Combat Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

"That's not what I meant by cover my ass, Henderson!"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

A street fight.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Previously on..."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Really big bang

"Is something funny, soldier?"

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

The changing of the guard.

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”