Colouring Book Aficionado Gifts

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

J. M. W. Turner

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

The Creative Process

"Do you want to sign this legislation now Senator, or wait till you finish coloring Goofy's silly pants?"

"The adult coloring books are a big hit."

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

'It's just a first draft.'

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

'I'm not good at coloring inside the lines, but I can fix it in Photoshop.'

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'I'll do your taxes for you, daddy, if you'll color these silly homework pictures for me.'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

Impeachment Coloring Book

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

"This grown up coloring craze will fizzle in no time."

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

"I don't care if 'the medium is the message'. You can't draw directly on the fridge!"

New: Mark Rothko Colouring Books

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

'You're pretty good at coloring in the lines, Mom.'