Colorful Cowpoke Pillows

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

Western Philosophy

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Cow Boy

'Hello Shitty.'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"