Colorful Canvas Creators Prints

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

(Camel paintings)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Lemniskate

"He's an abstract artist."

"Feel better, dear?"

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Crotchet

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Picasso'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

Sure start.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

The painting Painter

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Artist, painting graphs.

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"I guess life does imitate art."