Color Mood Expert Mugs

Artist: '...then after my blue period there's this half hearted attempt from my thoroughly fed-up patch.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

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"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"Is something bothering you?"

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

'I think it's called RED!'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

Self-portraits

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

Don't walk while cross.

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Uh-oh!"

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

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This time of year always gets me down."

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

I feel happy

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

The Sullen 40-To-54-Year-Old Demographic