Color Crazy Prints

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Francoise Gilot

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Joseph and his coat

Printers

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Trash-talkin' artists

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Is this 'pollocks'."

Mary had a little spam

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

Graffiti Art Class

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Too busy."

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Paint fight art!

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"