Color Coordination Enthusiast Mugs

'Do you think these hand weights come in taupe?'

"What colour iphone will you be using tonight? I don't want to clash."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Instant art

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."