Color Code Cracker Pillows

'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It looks like our data.'

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'