Color Alchemist Pillows

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Needs salt!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Barman In Love.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Francoise Gilot

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'To much orange.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Wearing all black

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

Crayo-Blah

Molecular gastronomy.