Colonial Style Mugs

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Victorian Gentleman

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

William Bentinck

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

"Here come the revisionists."

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'If they had it to do it all over again' 'We'll sell you Manhattan Island for $24 worth of trinkets. However, the sales tax will be $24 trillion.'

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'

'It's a whole new ball game.'

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

"To the gentleman in the back, at four pounds, last bottle of gin in all Khartoum!"

'It's a foreclosure notice on Manhattan, Mr. Mayor. It seems that Peter Stuyvesant failed to deliver on some of the barter goods that he promised.'

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

'If you knew the British were coming, why didn't you hide the damn silverware?'

'Say what you will, but we didn't have this crazy weather before Ben Franklin started messing around with that kite!'

Traveler speaking to colonial plantation worker