Colonial Studies Fan Mugs

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Monroe Doctrine

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

William Bentinck

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Where Washington's chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

The End Of A Great Partnership....

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

British Soldier in India

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

How they were named.

'It's a whole new ball game.'

'It's a foreclosure notice on Manhattan, Mr. Mayor. It seems that Peter Stuyvesant failed to deliver on some of the barter goods that he promised.'

Pilgrim settler blows smoke signals from his pipe, which are insulting to an Indian brave.

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

"No taxation period!"