Colonial Studies Fan Mugs

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Monroe Doctrine

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

William Bentinck

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

"I'll be honest with you; I kind of hate taxation with representation, too."

Where Washington's chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

The End Of A Great Partnership....

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

British Soldier in India

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'

'It's a whole new ball game.'

Pilgrim settler blows smoke signals from his pipe, which are insulting to an Indian brave.

'It's a foreclosure notice on Manhattan, Mr. Mayor. It seems that Peter Stuyvesant failed to deliver on some of the barter goods that he promised.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

How they were named.

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"