College Trustee Prints

They Too

LAY ZEE FUK

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"One year closer to college!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'