College Sports Advocate Prints

Touchdown

"So how are things on the plantation these days. . ?"

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

The Giamatti era

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Coach Prime Cleans House

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Stop with racism in sport!

Tax What?!

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

Beijing 2022

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

College Football

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."