College Procrastinator Mugs

Find the perfect mug for the college procrastinator—whether they need a caffeine boost or a humorous reminder that procrastination is an art form. Our mugs bring wit and warmth to their daily routine.

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"Retire! What if I want to go to College...?"

"Retire! What if I want to go to College...?" mockup

"Retire! What if I want to go to College...?"

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'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.' mockup

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

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'Hello? Yes, do you do student removals?'

'Hello? Yes, do you do student removals?' mockup

'Hello? Yes, do you do student removals?'

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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Serious Putty

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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The Forever Stamp

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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Good luck in your A Levels.

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Studying and technology

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Working from home to-do list.

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"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?" mockup

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!" mockup

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

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The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere. mockup

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

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"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy." mockup

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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College Procrastinator Mugs Collection

College Procrastinator Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows with witty designs that bring a humorous touch to their dorm or living space, perfect for relaxing after a long delay.

College Procrastinator Prints

Discover fun and quirky prints to decorate their college space—celebrate procrastination with artwork that’s sure to spark smiles and conversations.

College Procrastinator T-Shirts

Browse our range of cheeky t-shirts that capture the procrastination vibe—ideal for college students who love to delay with humor and flair.