College Official Mugs

College Gifts - Unusual gifts colleges recieve.

Trial by Media

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Mario Draghi

Pretty Flowers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"National security adviser"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Continuing education.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Political convention

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"One year closer to college!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

CIA report

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."