College Memory Keeper T-Shirts

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Forget what?'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Tooth fairy

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Wall of Office Memories

'Lost Diary'

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"