College Life Observer Prints

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

St. Elmo's fired.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'...Please stop the...'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

The new boy was teased for being different.

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

The Spring Break Venus

True Debate Fun

'Fortunately, ideas like these don't come along everyday.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

Currently Down-Sizing

"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

Canine Frat Parties

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

A School Girl and Teacher.

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

School photos.