College Basketball Coach Prints

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The trauma of losing.

Go! Means NOW!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Time Is Money

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Bears