College Athlete Wannabe T-Shirts

'Does business school have a football team, Dad?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Exercising

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Lost Season

Future Wrestler

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Not The Real Me

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."