College Acceptance Mugs

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

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'Good news, Mom! I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'

'I see you have a rich and generous father. You're in.'

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

'I know my grades weren't that good, but on the plus side, I'm the only person in my dorm who hasn't maxed out a credit card.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

"This sounds impressive. I've been accepted by a prestigious research university."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Dream Act

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

The college of my choice.

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

A Student Loan Offer You Can't Refuse

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'We're celebrating because our son DIDN'T get into the $50,000 private college but DID get into the $4,000 state university!'

'Someday, you'll grow up, go to college, and find yourself drowning in debt, just like the big boys!'

'I'm glad I'm majoring in economics. I'm starting to realize what a burden my student loans are going to be.'

'Higher learning gets higher each year.'

'...All profits are local.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

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