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'Excuse me, but I've always wanted to do this.'

Billy. The Kid.

I love Lawyers

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Sue The Bastards

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

The Fab Four

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Fossil bands

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Criminal Stupidness

Lionel Messi

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'