Collector Of Masterpieces Mugs

'We're sorry about your loss Mrs Dingleheim. But what about his Picassos?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You're on a what?!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Caricatures $20"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Posh Easter Egg

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."