Collective Bargaining Believer Prints

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Radiator jazz player

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

No Baseball

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The Hockey World

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Confusionism'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Member of two trade unions

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

Equity Table Dance Club

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'The end is near.'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"After you left, Fred,we organized a union. Now we have that healthcare plan you always wanted."

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

Oh, darn. I've said too much

"No so fast buddy....!"

'Wait, am I allowed to hit him? He's union.'