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"We need a union!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Staff support"

Oligarchy

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

Sign Reform

Joe Biden

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Never on Sunday

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Nothing to Lose

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

One after another

"Hang on a minute: We collaborated equally on this hunt, so please explain to me your theory of "the lion's share"!"

What's Better? A Bunch of Establishmentarian Congresswomen or One Progressive WASP?

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'