Collecting Wrapping Paper T-Shirts

"They cut me, fold me, and wrap me up just so they can tear me apart."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Biro Diversity

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Utility Chic.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Pens with legs

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Breakfast Printing Press

"Nobody likes me. I guess I just rub people the wrong way."

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Greeting Cards

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"