Collecting Warning Signs Gifts

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

Please Drove Carefully.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Beware of God"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Deer Cross Dressing.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'So who's smoking?'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"Shoulder work ahead"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Baby in Trunk.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

The American flag

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Cat on Board.

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Falling Rock Zone

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Traffic Sign

Warning! Contains Salt...

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!