Collecting Vintage Electronics T-Shirts

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

"Now, this complete, all-in-one model has . . . .and this large, roomy cabinet at the bottom, in case anything new is invented."

'I had to put in a new gizmo, a thingamajig and a watchamacallit.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Early Laptops.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Old-fashioned computer

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

Antiques.

Al's computer salvage.

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.