Collecting Unusual Items Prints

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

Pianist.

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Revolting Meanness!

Adventures of Brain-in-a-Jar

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

101 uses of a dead cat: a mouses trampoline.

Dunbreathin.

101 uses of a dead cat: knife

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

Pessimists' club vending machine: Will wish you a rotten day, 50c.

'Alice, would you mind putting George-boy in the other room? Howard's allergic to great wooly mammoths.'

Wine with a straw

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child