Collecting Trucks T-Shirts

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

Ecstatic caravan

James May

Acme Flyswatters.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).