Collecting Sweets Mugs

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

Easter Bunny!

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Whale Piñata.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

How Piñatas Are Born

Candy Corn Dracula

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Jesus and the Peeps

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"Steroids."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Halloween.

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own