Collecting Statistics Prints

An average of 13 people are killed by falling vending machines each year...

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day

Packaging Russian Dolls

Fear/Knowledge

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Director/Action Man toy.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

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