Collecting Stamps Pillows

"I know it's fifty-five cents to mail, young man. How much to get it delivered?"

Fragile stamper.

'Great news, the burglars only took your stupid stamps.'

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

'Postgrad Pat.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Hey! You forgot the stamp!'

"We finally got some mail...it's a letter from the post office saying expect slow mail deliveries."

If you don't see Sid send him a letter - Royal Mail - For Sale!

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

Post Office increases

Air Mail Only.

The Post Office's new extra cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material.

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'You want to mail that package to Cleveland? - I'm not sure it can GET there from here.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'I'd write to complain, but there's nowhere left to buy a stamp.'

Stamp Auction - Victory Stamps

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

I love you.

Rowland Hill Becomes Secretary to the Postmaster General - 1843

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Post Office issues Rolling Stones stamps.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"May I still use my forever stamps?"

Mail and Fee Mail

"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."

Insufficient Postage

Post Office. No, the "forever stamp" does not refer to delivery times!

Post Office. Do you have same-day service? Sure -- I can sell you some stamps right now!

Summer of 2020

'New stamps commemorating mollusks? It's bad enough we're called snail mail, must we advertise it?'

'Which politicians are the most trustworthy?', 'The ones on postage stamps.'