Collecting Smiles Prints

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Change your style, learn to smile!

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!

Parp!

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"