Collecting Signatures Mugs

"Damn, where are the others supposed to sign?"

Sign my petition? It expresses outrage over the demise of the separation of church and state. It expresses outrage that Brad totally dissed Jen. Where's my pen?!

Dr. [Squiggle] specializing in [squiggle].

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Beware of the frog"

Fragile stamper.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Sometimes Y Turn

"You know you're getting old when..."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Caution signs.

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Beware of God"