Collecting Santa Imagery Mugs

COVID Christmas

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Mice playing double bass

Pole dancers

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

C.P.A.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Santa vs traffic warden...

It's a girl!

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"It's all part of the new normal."

For Santa's Drone

Santa sits in the waiting room of a Weight Loss Clinic with other large people.

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

Boy Clause

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"It's a great feeling to be able to give someone good news for a change..."

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

Christmas Outfit

Santa Needs a Brand New Way To Lug His Bag

'I keep having this nightmare where I'm old and fat, haven't shaved in years and wherever I go, kids are bugging me for toys.'

'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'

Holiday Greetings

"I would like my entire class on your naughty list."

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'He wants to know if you brought Him an X-Box?'

Criminal Santa Claus

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'As your agent, I get ten percent of every thing you make.'

"We could save a lot of money on tariffs if we move our toy making operation from the North Pole to Cleveland."

'After one thousand warm beers I think I'm entitled to a toilet break!'