Collecting Santa Imagery Mugs

COVID Christmas

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Pole dancers

Mice playing double bass

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

C.P.A.

Santa vs traffic warden...

A bit pre festive isn't it?

It's a girl!

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

For Santa's Drone

Christmas Outfit

Santa sits in the waiting room of a Weight Loss Clinic with other large people.

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'

Boy Clause

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

"It's a great feeling to be able to give someone good news for a change..."

Holiday Greetings

"I would like my entire class on your naughty list."

Criminal Santa Claus

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"We could save a lot of money on tariffs if we move our toy making operation from the North Pole to Cleveland."

'As your agent, I get ten percent of every thing you make.'

'After one thousand warm beers I think I'm entitled to a toilet break!'

Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?