Collecting Rubber Ducks Prints

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Duck Hunt

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

I love bathtime.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Could I have my Bill ?

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

S**t Threw a Goose

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"